Shock!

Ok, so this past week, the very boundaries of my understanding and nausea were tested to the extreme (nauseado Julia, eu sei).
E sim, isto é o ARTIGO do que eu tava falando.
Anyway...it's like this. There was this show on Discovery channel about the way people in the east (China and stuff, not Mutare) and it was really really awesome. As I stated in Run for your Lives Part I, I am a kung-fu fan through and through, so you can imagine my excitement when watching these guys do absolutely amazing things just like in the movies. TV heaven. Or so I thought.
Then things went awry when the host (also this super king-fu dude) took us to this cool dojo called the (cough cough) Iron Penis Dojo. I'll wait while you read that again to make sure you saw right.
So this guy goes in and there are these 3 guys with 20kg weights attached to strings which in turn are attached to their...um...manhood. And these guys are just swinging these weights back and forth, looking quite calm. Now that was an uncomfortable sight.
But wait...there's more.
The master then takes us to this room with a pile of weights that add up to 150 kgs and the host guy tries to lift it up but fails. Then this dude comes and attaches a piece of string to the weights, attaches to string to his...um...manhood and then, yes, proceeds to lift the 150kg load 20cm off the ground with his...um...manhood.
After holding down the urge to vomit and resisting the vicarious (nice word hey...look it up Julia) pain in my lower regions I thought, "Now I've seen it all."
But wait...there's more!
So this guy goes outside and finds a pretty decent sized lorry and fills it with 30 people. 30 adults. Sizeable adults. Then he (you guys know the routine by now) attaches the front of the lorry to a string, attaches the string to his...um...manhood and then, yes, proceeds to pull the lorry full of people with his...um...manhood.
Try and comprehend this. Picture the male genital and then picture these amazing feats. Picture the relation. Now be prepared to be tormented by these images for the rest of your natural lives!!!
The scary thing is what if this martial art catches on in hollywood. We'll have Jackie Chan starring in "Kiss of the Penis" and Jet Li in "Once upon a time in China and my penis". Scary. Pray it doesn't leave the confines of that dojo.

PS Forgive me for using the word penis so many times in one post. I shall compensate by not mentioning it again until the next interesting genital fact.