The Kofi Zwana Experiment!

Ok for those of you not in the know (which is everyone unless you guys can read my mind) for the past 69 days, I've been conducting an extremely crucial and important experiment on myself. This experiment has tested the very limits of human strength and willpower. Some call it laziness, I call it untapped power waiting to be harnessed.
So the experiment goes something like this: I forced myself to stay away from posting on my blog for as long as possible despite all the urges to inform the world on the inane but hilarious happenings of my life and see how long I could go without killing anyone. It was going well until I ran out of fingernails to pull out of my fingers so I had to give up. But 69 days is good though. Now I have to figure out how to harness 69 days of laziness...oops, I mean willpower into a renewable energy source.
Sigh...the things I do for this planet...