Parabéns para você...etc.

Hey Ryan!
Well, what can I say...it's been a hectic 10 months with you. After all we've been though together I'm glad to say that our relationship has strengthened in so many ways. I'm glad to have you in my life. May I say, I hav never known a lover quite like you before.
(Let, me take the time now to emphasise the fact that I AM KIDDING!!)
Happy birthday dude. Here's to 17 more years. I don't think the world could handle any more than that. Not to mention all those poor sheep. Hee hee...