Zzzzzzzzzzzz....

I have reached that supposedly unattainable level of boredom that is only spoken of in dark corners of shady bars. And let me tell you...it's not a nice place to be. There is absolutely nothing to do in this bloody city. Today, Ryan and I went to eat twice at the same place coz we had nothing else to do. There was Resident Evil 2 in between the lunches, but that was hardly a distraction.
Help! Send Chocolate Quick! Cadbury's is the proven remedy for everything (have to do my bit of product placement every now and again)
I need to get out of here! 7 weeks and 3 days till I'm back home. Kinda torn about it. I really really wanna go home but neither do I want to leave the great stuff I have here.
But screw the sentimental crap:

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"

Thank you ladies and gentlemen!