My celeb status is growing. This is me and my close personal friend Ronaldo...em...does he have a last name? Then again I suppose famous people don't really need a last name. Madonna, Kylie, Prince, Kofi. You catch my drift. 

Parabéns para você...etc.

Hey Ryan!
Well, what can I say...it's been a hectic 10 months with you. After all we've been though together I'm glad to say that our relationship has strengthened in so many ways. I'm glad to have you in my life. May I say, I hav never known a lover quite like you before.
(Let, me take the time now to emphasise the fact that I AM KIDDING!!)
Happy birthday dude. Here's to 17 more years. I don't think the world could handle any more than that. Not to mention all those poor sheep. Hee hee...

Zzzzzzzzzzzz....

I have reached that supposedly unattainable level of boredom that is only spoken of in dark corners of shady bars. And let me tell you...it's not a nice place to be. There is absolutely nothing to do in this bloody city. Today, Ryan and I went to eat twice at the same place coz we had nothing else to do. There was Resident Evil 2 in between the lunches, but that was hardly a distraction.
Help! Send Chocolate Quick! Cadbury's is the proven remedy for everything (have to do my bit of product placement every now and again)
I need to get out of here! 7 weeks and 3 days till I'm back home. Kinda torn about it. I really really wanna go home but neither do I want to leave the great stuff I have here.
But screw the sentimental crap:

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"

Thank you ladies and gentlemen!

Schmoozing with celebs!

This is me with the awesome band Golgotha which came and played in Cascavel. Para vocês em Brasil, procura o CD deles, é muito bom. Visit them at www.golgotha.com.br I'm a celebrity mom!!!!! Woo hoo woo hoo hoo! (dedicado a Julia)

That's right George...work that mathematics!