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Just a note of congratulations to the Zimbabwe Olympic Tennis Doubles Team (I think that's it goes in that order) for showing the Brasilians how tennis is meant to be played. Ngiyababonga sibili. Badlale kuhle kakhulu. Hola 7! They gave me a reason to take off my clothes and dance in front of my class singing victory songs and gyrating vigorously. Why are you all looking at me like that? Isn't that what everybody does when they're happy. Stop looking at me like that!!!
Naa, I kept my clothes on. Apparently Brasil has this law about "indecent exposure" or something. Whatever that is. Stupid country. That's why Zimbabwe beat them in the tennis. You can practice tennis so much better in the nude. Or at least that's what I do...
Hey, where'd everybody go? Hello...